HAVE A RANT
& DON'T FLOP!
Top Emailers
Our top emailers from VIPS Podcast Global Podcast consist of old-school UK-style sarcastic comedy for sports talk fans.
#1 Agatha
In New York
(NBA Fan)
Dear Ifan,
When I Hit a Flop, I Feel Like LeBron James!
Special Episode
2025, Jan 30
#2 Olivia
In Tallahassee
(FSU Fan)
Dear Ifan,
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My Waist Bones is Connected To My Knee Bone, My Knee Bone is Connected To My Collar Bone, My Collar Bone is Connected to My Hip Bone, My Hip Bone is Connected to My Butt Bone, and My Butt Bone is Connected To My Sharp Pointy Noles Spear!
S1E2
2025, Sep 18
#3 John
in Miami
(Canes Fan)
Dear Ifan,
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Can you please play these numbers for me?
15, 30, 37, 38, 45!, 47!
That is the ascending margin of victory for the U in Tallahassee. It's all about the benjamins.
S1E3
2025, Oct 2
#4 Christy & Olivia
In Tallahassee
(FSU Fan)
Dear Ifan,
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Let's Go! Louisville, Stanford, SMU, Syracuse, NC State, Virginia Tech and Pittsburgh. Beat The Canes. This is Your Year!
S1E4
2025, Oct 16
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The VIPS Podcast Global!
and
Super Rant! Rundown
(Formerly Good Morning Singapore)
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3. Always lead your email with DEAR IFAN!
(Some emails may not be read due to the limited time constraints of the show, but keep firing away, never give up!)
HAVE A RANT AND DON'T FLOP!
IF YOU'RE REALLY GOOD, YOU MAY WIN A FREE TRIP
to one of our other promotional destinations!
This is not your typical sports talk radio show.
We are different and unique.
It's like having a girlfriend or boyfriend for the first time.
You'll figure it out eventually!
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HOW TO EMAIL OUR SHOW 101 (Example)
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Trending Topic:
NBA player Amen Thompson hits a game-winner against the Celtics and stated
"That's My First Game-Winner, I Feel Like Kobe."
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Our Interpretation:
"When I Hit A Jumper, I Feel like Kobe"
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Email Formulation & The Fans Of The Show Interpretation:
Dear Ifan,
When I Hit A Flop, I Feel Like LeBron James!
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Sincerely,
The Acolyte
(Sci-fi TV series with one of the worst ratings ever)
A TOTAL FLOP!
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Agatha in NY
HAVE A RANT
& DON'T FLOP!
Top Emailers
Our top emailers from Super Rant! Rundown consist of old-school UK-style sarcastic comedy for sports talk fans.
Only one email is read once per show.
Maybe! More, It all depends on You.
John
In Miami
(Canes Fan)
Dear Ifan,
College Football is back, baby!
And I'm happy to hear that your radio production is now gaining traction.
And I'd like to know when your pool party is going to happen in Singapore!
Hong Kong and Japan? I told you I will be there, and I will go...
However, we signed a truce with the College Football trash-talk nation until after the pool party.
Is it okay if we postpone the truce until after the season?
Don't worry, I will take that as a yes!
I will just go ahead and let myself in the front door!
Before I get started.
Would you like some new cereal?
It's called UnLucky Charms
With frosted lumps with sore toes!
Made with The U whole-grain cereal winners!
A good source of calcium, gluten-free and packs a punch!
The Florida State Seminoles Are Still Trash!
Christy and Olivia, let's get it on!
Sincerely, The Trash Talk King!
Episode 1
2026, Sep, 17
Liam
In Southbend
(Irish Fan)
Dear Ifan,
Hey Noles Fan, we will take it from here since you’re irrelevant this year.
And Miami is nothing but a bunch of wannabe bullies with no class.
Hey John! Remember, we still own you in all-time matchups. And it’s not even close!
We will remind you once again in November in South Bend!
So go ahead and eat your knock-off cereal; you’re gonna need your fake wheaties!.
And if you’re still hungry, we will stick our famous Cheesesteak down your Ibis.
I hope you’re ready. It packs a punch!
Sincerely,
The Leprechaun!
Episode 2
2026, Sep, 24
Special Segment
Regarding
Iowa vs Michigan Last Minute TD
Dear Ifan,
After further review, we couldn't find the secret clock.
The game is over!
Sincerely, Big 10 refs
Cindy in Davenport
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Dear Ifan,
After further review, the receiver had both feet down and secured the ball, with no time left.
The game is not over; please reset the secret clock back to 2 seconds!
Sincerely, That’s what the Big 10 refs wanted to say!
Chris in Iowa!
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Dear Ifan,
After further review, Michigan gets however much time they need to score again, then the game is over!
Sincerely, The Big Ten Officials Association,
Pierre in Quad Cities!
Episode 3
2026, Oct, 1
John
In Miami
(Canes Fan)
Dear Ifan,
After further review, the receiver pointed his finger at me. Got me triggered and offended.
So therefore, no TD should be awarded and he should be ejected! .
Sincerely,
Cathy Engelbert, Aja Wilson, every woke disguised wannabe male activist and referee in the WNBA.
P.S.
Irish Nation
Tik Tok
Your beatdown is coming.
I’ll be back next week!
Episode 3
2026, Oct, 1
Repeats
and First timers
Dear Ifan,
When I break an ankle, I feel like Travis Hunter on Tee Higgins!
Agatha in Texas
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Dear Ifan,
Hey Bro, what are you going to do when Ohio State curb-stomps Indiana
In their own house?
We are not going to lose any more games, as you stated.
We are going to win the Big 10.
Indiana are paper champions at best.
Signed,
A hardcore Buckeye fan
Big Joe in Columbus
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Dear Ifan,
After further review.
Uh oh! (Ifan)
After further review,
A Texas Tech player did, in fact, go inside the convenience store
and collected the goods and returned them poolside the next day.
I have detailed files! Do you need more? No Problemo
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Signed,
T-800 (Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 aka Uncle Bob)
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Dear Ifan,
I know what happened
In an investigation, details matter.
And Assumptions kill. The fifth columnist placed the playbook At approximately 5:01 AM, during the dark, instead of being seen near closing time the previous day. So that at 10:00 AM, someone would find it. With nobody around.
I assess that it appears to be malicious mischief.
Sincerely,
JUST REACHER and Neagley!
Oliver in the Gold Coast!
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Episode 4
2026, Oct, 15